If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in Swansea with Clint Edwards.

Normally, ladies and gentlemen, I bring a plastic bag full of stuff. Uh, previous things I've ripped out ... if you are regular listening to the show, you know __ how / works / every / most days, I / and put them all in a plastic bag, and then, when I arrive __ the studio, I ch__k them all over the floor, uh, of which / many people / uh, / commented on that in the past / co-host / forgot / the whole plastic bag. So, all we've got is today's papers. Oh, God help us. Uh ... um ... even more than usual. I mean, it's usually lamentable ... the, uh, content of this show is pitiful, but today, oh my god, we're in for a bad show. __ __ / one-seventh of __ / I know. Your appetites must be ... if I can dry your appetite any more than that __ ... un-whet, uh, your appetite ... is what I've done for the show. ... 8 10 12, uh, on the text, if you want to tell me how bad it is, or email, rhod ... rhod / gilbert / bbc.co.uk if you've got more to say about how bad it is ... if you really wanna go to town on it. Uh, you could tweet the show if you've got a little comment about how bad it is @rhodgilbertshow, or you can ring up __ __ complaint ... ring up and speak to somebody in person in Cardiff ... 03 / team / Cardiff / happily take your complaint, uh ... / ... come down in person, ... pick __ __? / Come down in person. Have a fight. / Pick ... / ... Let's fight it out.

I'm frustrated. It's very hard to concentrate because my dog is just ... __ ... / just sniffing your __ / __ just ... just __ standing there, looking ... / __ just __ __ checking out / she's just checking out / checking me out / I wonder if we could just, uh ... let's see if we could ... Rosy, hey, __ __ __ __ __ ... / she was howling earlier when I was singing / See? Nobody's gonna believe us. I was only doing that, ladies and gentlemen, I __ __ just, uh, sort of, so you could just see that she's here, like, to prove it ... live. Uh ... but she's, uh ... she's on Clint's lap and lick __ his face / distracted / There's no doubt about it / distraction / but she won't make a noise / so that / colloborate / presence / here. She / just / silently distractive. Um ... uh, anyway, / doorbell / I, uh ... oh yeah, she does love the doorbell sound. Let's see if she / Uh ... let's just see if we can do it. ... Bing-bong ... bing-bong ... bing-bong ... bing-bong ... she's not ... / she __ do that thing where a dog who just tilts its head __ __ __ __ you, like / Do you know what I like about __? / ... she'd be only ... / like about it / I don't / if all dogs do this, but do you know what I like about it? / bing-bong again, then she tilts her head to the right. And if __ __ again, she __ tilt / head left again. ... It's quite interesting, isn't it? But why __ she doesn't reset back to straight ... back to middle, neutral, and then / she stays on the right, and then goes / she doesn't / left / dogs do that? / I don't know / Do all dogs ... It's a good feature, Clint. Do all dogs do that? __ __ some dogs reset __ __ __ put their head back into neutral ... back __ the middle / before going left or right. You can tell __ __ __ ladies and gentlemen. We've got absolutely no ... I forgot my bag of stuff.

Now then, Celebrity Out Of Context Bingo. Here's one ... that came in earlier in the week. "I work as a barman in a hotel in Belfast." ... It's been very controversial, this feature, recently, Clint, about whether things qualify or not, so, I'm gonna ... / Les Dawson / oh, his being nice to his mother-in-law? / Yeah. / That was good. ... That was good. That was a winner. Uh ... "I work as a barman in a hotel in Belfast. Last Monday, I noticed that Nigel Farage ... " ... uh ... "... was in in the hotel." / Huh ... Can I guess what's it gonna be? / Yeah, you can guess. / He was not gonna drink ale. He's gonna be drinking champagne. / Well, it is about drinking. But ... "I work as a barman in a hotel in Belfast." He's in Northern Ireland. "Last Monday, I noticed that Nigel Farage was in the hotel. Imagine my surprise when he walked up to me and ordered a Guiness and not a British beer." Uh ... "... as he is a politician built around classic British industry." That's what it says here. "Does this ... does this meet the criteria of Out Of Context Bingo?" ... Does it now? Does it? / It's not enough, is it? / No. / If he, uh, came up and orderd a strawberry __ __, then ... we can talk about that.

"Dear Rhod and co-host," Uh, that's Clint today. ... "... please can you wish my husband, Andy C__, ..." ... good name, innit? " ... Andy C__, a happy birthday for this Saturday. I'm hoping this will go some way to compensate for the fact that I haven't got him anything for his birthday." ... Why didn't you just get him something? You spent the time in the week. This came in in the week. You spent the time to ... You took the time to email this show. You could have got him something. / こんなメールを書くひまがあったらプレゼントを買えばいいのに。/ Yeah. / what / that came / during the week / I'm not / by now, if I / b__ Tuesday, I / by Thursday / Saturday, am I? ... __ __ gonna give up. / people don't get anything at all ... no ... absolutely nothing. I got ... uh ... you know, I've said this on radio before, but my wife, last year, got me nothing. Nothing at all. / Oh. / Nothing. / __ your birthday / Can I say that again? Nothing. Not even a card. Not even a card. And when I ... when I had, uh ... __ / Did she remember your birthday? / ... I don't know ... because there was ... nothing. / Did she even say "Happy birthday" ? / I ... I don't know if she said "Happy birthday" or if it was the opening / with me going, "You do realize it's my birthday?" ... at some point during the day. / ... I bet __ __ __ after lunch as well. / I ... I ... I can't remember. But I got nothing, ... absolutely nothing, not even a card, nothing, which I ... it's disappointing. And __ I __ said / radio / you know, it's still sour. It's still sour / lick it again. / huh / come / another wound / __ another birthday / I am coming up to another birthday / __ __ __ month? / Uh ... it is just a ... yeah, a few weeks away. A few weeks away __ __ October 18th. And, um ... __ __ I said __ __ but this is ... I thought / this is what happened / I said / my birthday / we argued about it / for four hours / lovely argument. / No. After about four hours, she said, "Do you wanna go to Budapest?" ... __, that's not a birthday present. That is literally a conversation starter. That's just a conversation we were having. And ... and we'd never been to Budapest now. We didn't go to Budapest / nothing. "Do you wanna go to Budapest?" ... That was it. ... It's like me saying ... going ... "Do you wanna ... football __ your birthday? / maybe / our listener / can do / today / B__ / ... Well, I ... I don't know who's worse, this listener or my wife. "Please wish my husband a happy birthday ... compensate for the fact that I didn't / anything for his birthday / I'm sure __ __ make his day / it says here / I'm sure __ __ make his day / my day more 'cause I'm the one who listens to your show." ... Her husband doesn't even listen to the show. / Very self-interested. / I know. "He's gonna be 48, and therefore, if I can get him to listen, it'll help to bring the average age of your listners down." That is true. / hope you can help. S__ C__ / what did I buy my ... / well / this is the half of it, mate. / let's put it in context, shall we? / birthday / let's properly ... let's peoperly ... let's ... let's finish off the story, shall we? / Yeah. / Let's nail ... this, OK? Here's the end of the story. ... Me, "I can't believe I haven't got anything for my birthday / four hours / that / I'm sorry / no card, no nothing / really disappointed / OK. You're very disappointed. I get it. / do you wanna go to Budapest? / not a birthday present. __ __ just a conversation ... just a question. Right? / It's a nice offer. / she said ... this is what she said ... she said ... uh ... "Well, you didn't get me anything for my birthday." ... Do you know what I said? "I bought you a car." ... I had it delivered to the house on her birthday ... __ __ __ man came from the garage / outside / window / come to the window / surprise / very / second-hand car, everyone. Get back in your box. Sorry. Calm down. ... I'm not Elton John. ... __ __ __ just a second-hand car, all right? But still, it's better than nothing whatsoever. / It's very easy to forget. I mean, __ car is / totally forgettable / I'll tell you / I don't know why I married, though. ... Don't. / ... There's a feature. / If there __ divorce lawer__ out there, get in touch. __ __ a feature. I want a divorce.

Onions. ... Do you remember Onion Quiz a few weeks ago? / Yeah. __ __ __ __ __ __ / was that you / forget / how do you stop crying __ __ __ saying, do it undr water, doing / you / going / "No." / sharp knife / you did very well on, uh, on Onion Quiz as __ as I remember. / Did I ? / Yeah. It was, uh ... how ... techniques to stop, uh, onions making you cry / very, well, I thought / Congratulations. / Cheers. / time __ __ / I think you did it very well. / I'm sorry __ __ __ __ ... Don't cry. / よくやったよ。あのときはちょっとつらくあたったけど ... 泣くなよ。 / ... Uh ... "Hello. Listening to the podcast about onions ..." It sometimes ... sometimes you get, ... well, frequently, ... every week, in fact, I get emails __ __ __ public / that makes me go, "God, really?" __ __ __ look yourself in __ mirror, sometimes you go, "God ..." / This is your view / ? / listening to the podcast of onions" __ ... oh, yes, my podcast of onions, yes, / ... I remember that fondly. ... "You failed to mention that the reason is ..." ... presumably the reason you cry ... " ... is that the chemicals from onions affect you via your nose, not your eyes. / Really? / They do not affect your eyes directly.", says Richard __. ..."Theref ...", it says, "Therefore, if you smell ... / __ __ your nose / I don't know. "Therefore, if you smell / jam or something sweet, you don't cry." __ says here. ... __ __ __ talking __ __. ... Um ... see, I don't know. / So, if you ... if you put ... you know __ __ __ __ like / came up / that quiz / like, uh, you know, like, blow it / whistling, so you blow it away / I suppose / apply to your nose or to your eyes / yeah / candle ... have a candle / apply / have a candle, yeah / bottle of wine / I can't remember if there was, uh ... / spoon in your mouth? / Put a spoon in your mouth ... again, all those things / nose / eyes / if / nose, then. Two spoons / Two ... yeah. Not ... not, like, small spoons / small / don't try this / carefully / Don't try this at home, kids / redundant / say that now / put a peg on your nose / 鼻を洗濯バサミではさんだらいいんだ。 / new BBC. / You haven't read the guidelines, have you? __ __ __ a course ... a two-day course of Radio Wales to, uh, / learn__ / not allowed to tell people to put / any, uh, laundry stuff / 洗濯道具を顔に付けるようリスナーに勧めたりしてはいけない / anywhere in __ face. / Oh, speaking of / radio / Well, don't say, then. / well, what about / I've got one / what about this / I've got one. What about this, kids? / can you spell things? / ... Well, it depends. Like, dog, d, o, g, ... yeah, you could do that. / not great radio / you can't say rude words / but you say letters. ... Can you spell things? / What? Like, spell out a rude word? / Huh huh. / No. / All right. / __ that's the end of that feature. / What about ... / gonna do / how / spell this / New feature, everyone. How would you spell this rude word? ... / No, you can't. Of course not. / I think __ __ guidelines / you need to go to the two-day course, mate / spelling / What about saying a rude word that gets bleeped out / say / we / out / say / we did pre-record__ the other week / just in case __ __ __ I'm not taking any chances. / Imagine you bleep ... imagine you bleep out ... imagine you bleep out / say rude words / as such a pattern that bl__ps / turned into a M__ code for rude words? / ... Huh, yeah, you can do that. / 放送禁止用語を言うとピーが入るだろ。そのピーをつなげたらモールス信号になってて、それが放送禁止用語になっててもいいかな。/ ... 好きにしな。

"Hello Rhod, I listened to your Onion Quiz the other week / tell you what / is this another one or the same one? / well, I do, sometimes. ... It's not deliberate, usually. / "Hello Rhod, I listened to the Onion Quiz the other week / this is ... this is interesting, 'cause / immediately, immediately challenges / nose-versus-eyes fact ... Immediately. ... "I listened to your __ __ the other week / surprised that you missed out the fact / eyes don't water when you cut onions / __ __? / nose, how does that work? / __ __ / unless you ... / たまねぎを切って泣かないためにはコンタクトレンズをはめるといい、ということなんだが ... たまねぎの成分が実は目ではなく鼻に作用するのだとしたら、コンタクトレンズにも意味がないってことになる。それとも、コンタクトレンズを鼻につっこめというのか？/ unless you stick __ __ your nostrils, yeah. / um ... "For years / any sense / for years I thought my / eyes didn't water when / sometimes did water when I cut onions. It took me a few years to work out the times when my eyes watered / my contact lenses. I'm surprised that that got missed out __ the quiz / is this not the thing? Am I the only one whose eyes / don't water when / contact lenses when cutting onions?" ... I don't know. / Well, I don't wear contact lenses. / We'll soon find out though, M__, won't we? You've come to the right show. ... If anyone / get back to us / rubbish like that, it's our listeners. / こんなくだらないことに本気で反応してくる、それがこの番組のリスナーだ。 / 8 10 12 / but, if it's nose, then surely __ contact lenses would be, uh, make no difference. / If it sneaks up / your eyes from behind / sneaks up / from behind / ... then pushes __ tears out / those / contact lenses keep the tears / コンタクトレンズが涙をせき止めているという可能性はあるな / oh yeah, but surely / when I do chop onions / contact lenses in / look / bowl of water / exactly / and afterwards / take / contact lenses just before bed / about two and a half hours later, __ water coming

"Hello Rhod ..." ... Um ... "I've got a problem with something you said / show last week / David __ / told you he listens to the podcast every week during his commute from __ to London. __ __ __ __ you said, "If / every week / I don't care ... you know I don't care where or when you / to it / I've got no problem with that so far. I've listened / every week for eight years / and its your show / you don't care / where we listen / I liked your honest answer. But then you went too far. ... You said, "Nobody cares. Listeners don't want to know where another listener they don't know listens to __ podcast. You made a massive assumption. ... I think you are wrong. I'm always interested to know where other listeners are listening, whether it's a monk on a hill / monk on a hill / Yeah. We've got a monk on a hill listening / ... or someone waiting in their car ..." I'm supposed to be fair / fair enough. If you are a monk on a hill, that's fair enough. If you / London / There we are. New rules. / If / monk / I'd still be interested. / if __ __ a monk anywhere? / yeah / If you are monk ... / So, if you are a monk ... / Let us know. / ... let us know. If not, save it. __ __ __ cares. Non-monks, don't bother.

Uh ... oh, and, uh, Rosy's, uh, now, decided to join in ... / __ __ __ / do you know what it is? There's something down under the ... / It's behind the CD cabinet. / it's probably / she really wants __ ... something's __ under there, so / probably / look under there, right? / happen / she / under / get down / what / gotta be like, a ... a steak ... sometimes it'll be, like, a ... a paper clip ... she really wants. ... Can you hold the fort? __ I'm gonna have to get down / hold the fort. I'm gonna have to get down there / she hasn't been in the studio / is she? / Not in this one. / No. / so exciting / coming / to every door that she h__ never been / What is it? / is it / do you know what it is? / gonna be it. __ __. / a roll of c__tape. / Oh / There we are. / look at how the little tail go, though / うれしそうだこと / now / ladies and gentlemen, she ... that was it. __ was a roll of c__tape under the cabinet / I know / I know / across the other side of the studio. She's now literally __ with it like it's a juciest bone ... __ __ __ __ / Look how the little tail is going / sorry, that's BBC's property. Rosy !

"Male and female mice sing to each other as part of their courtship ritual, ... researchers have found." ... You'll find that this story ... you'll find that this story, the __, the __ and g__ of the story, right? ... sort of, fall away a little bit the more you read ... and then come right back. ... OK? So, at the moment, what are you thinking? / I'm thinking, "Who are these, uh ... / mice / ... researchers __ __ on mice / yeah / "Huh ... listen to them. ... / Poor mice __ __ __ __ been spied on. / かわいそうなネズミたち。盗聴されてる。 / ... "Male and female mice sing to each other / courtship ritual / "While it has been known for some time that male mice s__ed female mice ... / Well, ever since the release of the film American Tail ... __ __ / ... Exactly. / ... Some day ... / exactly / that is true / actually / it's based on truth / based on / we've known __ for some time that male / did__ know / for the first time / female mice sing back." the scientists said ... / ネズミのオスがメスに向かって恋の歌をうたうというのはすでに知られているが、それに対してメスも歌で返すということが、最近の研究によって明らかにされた。/ ... acording to the news story. "It's thought that females reply / their own song in order to / interest / male / so, the guys go / look at her / somewhere / I fancy you ... / Right back at you ... / Lovely whiskers ... / ... Uh ... / __ t__ed over there / I almost said something that would have come out very wrong there. / Spell it. / __ __ __ ... h o l e / All right. / ... "It's thought that females reply ... unfortunately ..." ... like ... / this is ... this is what I like / so far / sing to each other / male / we've always known that. / Yeah. But what was new ... / we've always known that / what's new / it's in the bible / what's new is / female / sing back. OK. / happy with that / a lot of key words in there / all sounds pretty / it says here, "Unfortunately, we can't hear the mice / So, they lip-sinch? / 口パク？ / Yeah. / we can't hear as their voices register / far beyond the reaches of human ears ..." Right? "... nor is there any physical sign that mice are singing to each other. / oh, hang on a minute / told you it falls away. So, / we can't / this is / Pandora's box ... no, / Schrodinger's cat / It is like Schrodinger's cat / but / mice / Schrodinger's mouse / Schrodinger's mouse / sings in the forest and nobody hears it / two mice getting on in a forest ... and nobody / nobody hears / no scientist inside / does / really make a noise? / uh ... "The highest range our ears can detect is about 20 kilo-hertz, while the high-pitched / a mouse / registers __ about / 25 kilo-hertz." said __ researcher__ / now then, this is / feature / all our lives with mice __ this up / Do you know what I don't get? / even / we've been / being rude / but if you stop for a moment ... Uh, do a mouse impression for me. / ... / Right. now, how would you know that? You can't hear it, apparently. It's not / but I ... See? / in our house / hear them / singing / huh ... but it says / high-pitched voice of a mouse regesters / a range that is not available for human ears ... not audible. / Well, / might be / areas / how come we know that? / ... Yeah. / How come we know that then? ... How come we all know that? It's common knowledge / Yeah. / I / never / sat / dinner party / mouse scientist / told me / god, that's fascinating. I've never heard __ ... we all know what noise mice make / I'd say, "Move along ... move along, mate / someone / c__ make / mouse / it's like saying ... it is like ... I mean, it's like, in this news / did you know, uh, Clint, / dogs / bark / inaudible to human ears? ... It's true. / But they sing to each other when they / what / research for, anyway? / hey, this is the feature: the name of the researcher ... he's a neuro-scientist, / n e u / __ __ / neuro-scientist ... spelt "neu". ... Do you ... do you know what his sirname is? Neuneubel ... n e u n e u b e l / I thought there's a feature / have you got a ... a name ... Is your name perfectly match__ / your job / that well / quite unusual name / neuro- / do you think / he must have thought __ __ __ have to do that, __ __? / neuro-scientist

I want ... I wanna know / how come we all know / mice go "squeak, squeak, squeak" / when we can't even hear it? / none / you think / things like Tom __ __, stuff like that / ネズミの鳴き声は人間の可聴域よりはるかに高い。だからネズミの鳴き声は人には聴こえない。ではなぜ人は、ネズミはチューチュー鳴く、と思っているのか。実際にチューチューという鳴き声をきいたわけではない。トムとジェリーなどの影響からそう思い込んでいるに過ぎない。 / your toaster / make / your toaster / Well ... / would you get out / toast / get back / start making toast / you'd have to / if / mouse in __ toaster / that is / B-side, who, uh, UB40 __ __ __ lying in the kitchen.

What / say the other day when you went, uh ... / I probably said more than one thing / one thing of interest / we were in ... we were in __ car, and you went / it / Beyonce song / satnav / something / and you went, "Good use of the ... / Subjunctive? / Yeah. / Yeah. / Was the title __ __? / "If I were a boy" / if / a lot of people / boy / there / I am / you know what I mean / subjunctive, you see, 'cause you're not a boy. / ... Yeah. ... So, you / a bit / language specialist yourself / I'm not like / mean / mean / I know a bit about language specialist yourself / describe myself / I wouldn't say I'm a language specialist. ... __ what / language specialist do all day? ... And who's your ... who's your clients? ... __ __ __ __ __ bit of a language problem / trying to have a chat with my wife __ ... I can't remember / that thing / four legs / what / name / dog / sir / Thank you, L__. Here's your one pound fee, you language specialist, you. / be / I don't wanna ... I don't wanna belittle it, but I ... I imagine / not / if anybody starts __ sentence / I don't want to x, y or z / but / about / I remember having to read a lot of books at uni ... or I should have done ... / You gave me all your books after uni / language specialist / only need one / dictionary / Yeah. / Thesaurus is ... is just a dictionary with words in a different order. / ... Yeah. Well, all ... all books are just a dictionary / words are / different order / すべての本は辞書だ。単語が並んでいる順番が違うだけだ。/ that's my point / all you need is a massive dictionary, and then / every novel / ... you've __ every book in the world.

Hey, massive / apparently / says here / b__ed yesterday / Clint ... / basically, she'd been filming something / exotic / probably / bikini, I imagine / came home / massive crab in her luggage. / Oh / that's / better be / rat in the kitchen / in the kitchen / massive crab in my luggage / Yeah. / came home / so, she rang / that's literally? / yeah, literally, yeah / All right. / not __ euphemism. ... She's got / massive / she / zip / and, uh ... "Hello" ... well, __n't say / a talking crab / we don't know / scientist / we don't know. Maybe it said hello / I don't know / カニがスーツケースから顔を出して「こんにちは」と言ったのか？/ 言ったさ。しかし残念ながら人間の耳には聴こえない。カニの声は人間の可聴範囲を超えているから。 / heard / singing from my luggege / she kept / said / I kept thinking, "I've got to let / go free / very happy here in H__ __ / in, uh, North London / various people / anyway, um ... "Rachel J__ / Aq__ / said / non-native specis should not be released in the UK.' So she / released this massive / very happy / gate / not very happy here / around the corner / not / H__ Gate / hardly get / barely a post-code apart. / just for those who are listening in Wales / going / this massive massive crab / very happy / Swansea / and let him go / it's just, uh ... / far / how / release / crab / I / find / if / not happy / go / river / taxi / ride / luggage / it's always an effort to shut the suitcase / 旅の終わりにはスーツケースに荷物を収めるのに苦労するもんだ。カニが紛れ込んで気づかないってことがあるか？ / jump / the last couple of / I imagine / crab out / s__ it down / got / 700 bikinis / lose / hang on / back / zip / out / the other end / tell / ... Anyway / apparently, ... listen to this / get serious / dear / yeasterday / crab / been spotted. / dog-walker / two people h__ seen it / crab / he said / spokesperson / people / crab / talk / myself, but / a scientist / I can't see it / two / one said / seen it in a tree / crab-tree / old crab tree / natural habitat / old crab tree / near the man's bathing pond. / ... Dangerous, __ __ __ __ man's natural enemy, those. / right? Uh ... / you're not supposed to / look / any ... any one of your 11 pairs of trunks / it says here / three feet tall / Tall? / or wide / hang on a minute ... uh ... "long" / Right. / three feet long / could be / crab / wondering / at the moment / told you / told you __ __ massive.

tell-tale signs of being cultured / what's left of it / up / balancing a book on your head while, um, effortlessly, using a h__-h__ / 頭の上に本をのっけて余裕で落とさずに歩ける。 / Uh ... no. / wrong / I'm out / buzzz / wow / give it to you. "Owning a library card" is one of them. / 図書館カードを持ってる、というのが文化的である（教養が高い）証だそうだ。 / Huh, is it? / Yeah. / I used to work in a library / that / card / suggesting / people / I'm sure / OK / you / go / being cultured. ... Something to do with food / small portions / No. / OK. ... Have space on your plate / What? / Space ... / Space on your plate / 皿の上にスキマが多いことが文化的だと？ / restaurant / a lot of ... I can see a lot of plate / huh / talk about / sauce / over it / snail trail / で、ソースがかかっている場合でも、ナメクジが這った跡みたいに細くチョロっとかかってるんだ。 / all the way around the outside of the plate / little ... yes, a little / or something, yeah. ... No, it's not that / lot of plate showing / uh ... / using something / forks / lot / using / My dog's / フォークを使うのが文化的だと？　うちの犬だってできる。/ almost / hang of that. / she's struggling with __ c__tape / using / you know / in fact / in fact / in fact, in __ western context / precisely not using / fork / so, it is ... / spoon / No. / using a s__? / No. / Harpooning? / ... Come on / t__ / what kind of person / use / eastern-western ... / Chopsticks? / Chopsticks / using / is seen as cultured / 箸を使うってのが文化的なんだ。/ Buzz. 1 point for that / thanks / little bit / mind / is it? / OK / watching what programme is seen as cultured? / Great British / Bake Off / no / News Night / no / no / then I am not cultured / box / No. / OK. / what sort of TV programme / that's the question / news / I'll tell you what / more / so far / A__ __ Show / Huh ... / Bargain / no / mate / that / hunt / anything / mate / Question Time / apparently / News Night / a sound knowledge of what means you're cultured? / not / looking for / something rare / either / or / No. / Cheese. / Oh ... what? / apparently / every mouse / more / about cheese, the more cultured you are / I'm gonna / I'm gonna / quiz / how many / in ten seconds ... go. / uh ... / oh my god, this is / grated? ... sliced? / up / spreadable / three types of cheeze / that's not a type of cheeze / same quiz / ten seconds / looking / clock up there / starting now / g__ / chedder, c__, / double-g__ / p__ / How many was that? / ... Oh, uh, sorry, I / you weren't counting. ... I'll tell you what / it's better than none.

I'm so bored / I'm bored with this / sang my song / I think I __ do some research / think

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